It is time to sound the depths of the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits. Below are the strangest, most awkwardly shaped, and least pleasant objects that America has shoved into its various holes. God bless us, everyone.
1.RULER
2.BRANCH
3.STALE CAKE
4.“ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED A PILL BOTTLE WHEN TAKING HIS MEDICATION”
5.ASTHMA INHALER
6.“WAS OPENING A BOTTLE OF SODA W/ HIS TEETH & BOTTLE CAP FLEW DOWN HIS THROAT”
7.HOOP EARRING
8.PLASTIC HONEY FILLED STRAW
9.“PLAYING WITH A BLOW DART GUN, BLEW THE PIN OUT, IT HIT THE WALLFLEW BACK INTO PATIENTS THROAT AND HE SWALLOWED IT”
10.CANADIAN QUARTER
11.“INHALED A WASP WHILE JOGGING NOW THROAT SWELLING”
12.PAINT-STIRRING STICK & PAINT
“HELD DOWN IN ART CLASS, CLASSMATE SHOVED SEQUINS DOWN THROAT”
13DOG SHAMPOO
14.GLOW STICKS
15.“EATING CLUB SANDWICH AND PART OF TOOTHPICK BROKE OFF, HE SWALLOWED IT, SCRATCH IN THROAT, ABLE TO FINISH SANDWICH”
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